hold on, baby, you're losing it
the water's high, you're jumping into it
and letting go and no one knows
that you cry, but you don't tell anyone
that you might not be the golden one
and you're tied together with a smile
but you're comin' undone

you know the taylor swift song i posted?

I don't wanna sound conceited, or even crying for help and counselling, but i feel like that song is speaking(singing) to me.


sigh. don't ask. sigh. sigh. sigh. Actually, I think you should just pray for me, i rather that :)

very thanks you XD

taken from ArcaMax Jokes newsletter

Why it's better to be a Woman!

- We got off the Titanic first.

- We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

- Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

- We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

- We can cry and get off speeding fines.

- We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

- Taxis stop for us.

- Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

- We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

- Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

- We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

- We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

- New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

- It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

- We don't have to "noisily pass wind" to amuse ourselves.

hold on, baby, you're losing it
the water's high, you're jumping into it
and letting go and no one knows
that you cry, but you don't tell anyone
that you might not be the golden one
and you're tied together with a smile
but you're comin' undone


taylor swift - tied together with a smile

you have no idea.

jokes i found funny.

My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.

So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.

He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.

He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

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With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby.
All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.
When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says "Not yet."
A little later they ask to see the baby again.
Again the mother says "Not yet."
Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"
And the mother says, "When the baby cries."

And they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"
The new mother says, "because I forgot where I put it."

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Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea.

"I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous."

"My Billy used to do the same thing," the older woman replied. "But I broke him of the habit."

"How?"

"I hid his teeth."

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An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.

The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night whether I like it or not (sob)."

The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in
The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?"

The old man says, "I can't remember where I live."

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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of guns who want off, get the heck off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of guns who are getting on, get your behinds in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are annoyed about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the witch in the kitchen."

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Why it's better to be a Woman!

- We got off the Titanic first.

- We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

- Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

- We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

- We can cry and get off speeding fines.

- We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

- Taxis stop for us.

- Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

- We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

- Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

- We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

- We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

- New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

- It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

- We don't have to "noisily pass wind" to amuse ourselves.


___________________


15 Ways to be Annoying

1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.

2) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.

3) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a "spider person."

4) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: "Don't let him in! He's the killer!"

5. When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.

6) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: "I hope I fixed it this time."

7) Beep when a large person backs up.

8) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the "little men."

9) Insist on making inanimate objects "dance"

10) Occasionally talk into your hand in public.

11) Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.

12) When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car.

13) Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.

14) While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises.

15) Insist that life is "one big musical," then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public.

twtr and fb style

Things I want to post in twitter or facebook but can't.

Cause it's too long and there are too many.

Here goes a blog post in 'twitter' and 'facebook' style.


Kimberly: can't help but feel helpless right now.

Kimberly: is in love again. Or so she thinks

Kimberly: can't get him off her mind

Kimberly: has his face imprinted in her mind

Kimberly: thinks he may freak out if he knew

Kimberly: thinks she's annoying and people may be ignoring her

Kimberly: thinks she's insecure

Kimberly: knows she's pretty insecure atm

Kimberly: has pins and needles in her feet

Kimberly: 's neck is in pain

Kimberly: is falling asleep

Kimberly: feels like sleeping, but is trying hard to keep herself awake

Kimberly: just saw her Dad sign in on msn XP haha

Kimberly: does not want you to tell anyone that her Dad has msn hahah :P

Kimberly: has disappointed God by telling herself that she's lousy and is worthless

Kimberly: is sorry

Kimberly: can't get HIM off her mind!

Kimberly: is annoying and annoyed.

Kimberly: thinks YOU'RE getting annoyed with her post. So she may stop here.

Kimberly: says goodnight

Kimberly: P.s. Please please pray for me. I need to allow God to fill my love tank till 'his' face and whole persona disappears from my mind. hopefully forever and ever.

Was just talking to Diane the other day (yes Jem, we had bonding session ;) haha
and I was thinking out loud.

"Most or maybe all teenagers/young people want relationships (BGRelationships) (MOST PROBABLY. not totally proven, so don't get offended if you are attached) because they need either love, attention and someone to talk to. As in REALLY talk to. Like talk about their lives, problems, ups, downs, everything."

SORRY LAH. I've got the opposite sex in my mind atm (not in a way you may think).

ANYWAY.

Like myself, we teens want attention. They want to have someone to rant to. To hug. To bond with. To have them nearby just so they feel safe. To spend lots and lots of time with and not get sick of it.
We crave, crave, crave, crave love, attention, time spent with that special someone, gifts, words of affirmation etc .

I crave all that, but for now, I don't want to get into a relationship. (not that i can get into one anyway >.<) I mean, I want to but I know that i'm not ready. I'm not mature enough, I shouldn't be even thinking about it. Sigh. Sigh.



But, whatever,
I tell God all this and leave it at His feet. I can do nothing without Him.


God, help me.

CLICK on the PICTURE =)

CLICK IT!

I promised, so here it is :D

For Danielle :)

The other day, as we were on our way to church, this car was speeding down a slope that was to our left. He sped down and hit the curb. Thus unbalancing his car.

His car overturned and fell upside down just about 5 to 8 feet away from us.

My heart beat a million beats per second.

I saw the driver's arm flailing in the car as it flipped.

When the car stopped, the driver crawled out of his window. I saw the windscreen smashed up.
The driver kinda looked fine.

My Mom (who was driving) drove over to the nearby petrol station and stopped. She called the police and told them the situation..

My Dad (who was in the passenger seat) got out and went over to the guy. A crowd was already starting to grow.
My Dad asked the driver if he was okay, and if he needed an ambulance or anything (something like that. For the full story--ask him yourself)


THANK GOD the car didn't skid any MORE, otherwise we would've been hit.


to be continued...

tags

tagged by jared:

ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE= yes. but not to simply ANYONE :D heeheehee
B - BIRTHDAY= feb 5
C - CRUSHING ON= no one?
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD= TEA heeeeeehhhh muahahahahahaha hyper!
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO= Jesus
F - FAVORITE SONG= ATM: you belong with me= taylor swift
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS=er.
H - HOMETOWN= pj
I - IN LOVE WITH= Jesus Christ! seriously
J - JUGGLE= donno how
K - KILLED SOMEONE= no way
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE= hat yai thailand! but it's more like bus ride
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR= Vanilla
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS= 3
O - ONE WISH= to finish my o levels with FLYING Colours
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST= my grandpa
R - REASON TO SMILE= erm, depends, like generally? or like right now,... generally:cos I'm alive and it is cos of Jesus. right now at this moment: i'm gonna eat chilli pan mee for dinner!!!
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD= bummer, can't remember... but the last i remember is 'hosanna'
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP= 8.20am
V - VEGETABLE(S)= bayam/spinach or maybe choi tham
W - WORST HABIT= procrastinating
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD= the one time i had to have an x-ray was just before getting my retainer
Y – YOYOS ARE= fun to watch but hard to play (same answer as jared)
Z - ZODIAC SIGN= don't know, and don't care..

Questions About You:
Spell your name without vowels= KMBRLY KH L M
Least favorite color?= none (or maybe poop green)
What are you listening to?= the sound of miss lauren koh singing
Are you happy with your life right now?= er, i guess??
What is your favorite class in school?= NONE
When do you start back at school/college?= er started dy?
Are you outgoing?= Yes :D haha
Favorite pair of shoes?= converse ! they rock!
Where do you wish you were right now?= with friends and or family :)

THE CANS:
Can you dance?= NO! i hate dancing in public . its so embarrassing.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?= no, i wish i could.
Can you whistle?= yes
Write with both hands?= yes. but who said anything about writing well?
Walk with your toes curled?= yes but it hurts

THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?= er, no... hmmmmmmmmmm
Do you believe in miracles?= yup
Do you believe in magic?= no. not play play magic lah. cos thats like just illusions.
Love at first sight?= NO. although i believe in crush at first sight.
Do you think there's a Satan?= yes
Do you believe in Santa?= no!!!!!!!
Do you know how to swim?= yeah
Do you like roller coasters?= wellllll, only if i have people to join me in screaming our lungs out XP
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?= NO. seriously. NO

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?= *nods*
Have you ever asked someone out?= what, on a date or like just to have lunch?
Have you ever been asked out by someone?= yeah. but not like a date larhhhhh ish
Have you ever been to the ocean?= Yep.
Have you ever painted your nails?= yes, duh

THE WHATS:
What radio station do you listen to?= i hardly ever listen to the radio. its boring.
What was the last restaurant you ate at?= Food&Tea (hong kong restaurant)
What was the last thing you bought?= a pair of short shorts (heeh , only to be worn at home okay? :P)
What was the last thing on TV you watched?= er. er. er. i hardly ever watch tv. but probably news

THE WHOS:
Who was the last person you IM'd?= alyssa
Who was the last person you took a picture of?= lauren

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?= yeah.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?= heh, yeah
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder? no. but on my cousin's shoulder, yeah
Ever cried over the opposite sex?= yeah?
Do you cry when you get an injury?= only if it REALLY REALLY hurts
Do certain songs make you cry?= er, not really.

HAPPY SECTION.
Are you a happy person?= depends
What can make you happy?= God, friends and family.
Do you wish you were happier?= Yeah...
Can music make you happy?= yeah. its possible

LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken?= erm, can't remember. maybe only once...?
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?= my family people :D haha

LOOK AT ME.
What is your current hair color?= Black with *shudder* *roll eyes* brown streaks
Current piercings?= 6! 3 on each ear.
Have any tattoos?= No.
Eye color?= brown....?

IN A GUY
Favorite eye color= blue
Short or long hair= short, but kinda messy. like the just outta bed look ;) hehehe
Height= taller than me

HAVE YOU EVER.
Been to jail= Nooooooo.
Mooned someone= EW ! noooo!
Laughed so hard you cried= Yep! oh yeah totally totally.
Cried in school= haha, yeah in kindie. when the headmistress like scolded me in front of everyone during assembly >.<
Thrown up in a store= no.,.,.
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today= yes hahahahah XP
Gone skinny dipping: ah, no. pity no. XP hahahaha

THIS OR THAT.
Pepsi or Coke= coke! vanilla is preferred.
McDonald's or Burger King= both!
Single or Group Dates= both are fine.
Chocolate or Vanilla= Vanilla
Strawberries or Blueberries= Strawberries
Meat or Veggies= MEAT all the way babeh
TV or Movie= movies.
Guitar or Drums?= BOTH
Adidas or Nike= both
Chinese or Mexican= Chinese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!
Cheerios or Corn Flakes= none?
Cake or Pie= both :D


sorry lah can't choose

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Diane tagged me

Three names I go by:
1. tua chee
2. kim
3. kimberly

Three Jobs I have had in my life:
1. never
2. had (a)
3. job

Three Places I have lived:
1. australia
2. my current home
3. my grandparents house?

Three Favorite drinks:
1. shit cha XP haha i mean schit scha
2. vanilla coke
3. er, ICE LEMON TEA! (but i can't remember why i like it XP)

Three TV Shows that I watch:
1. HOUSE M.D.
2. PUSHING DAISIES
3. 'WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?'

Three places I have been:
1. australia
2. Dumai, Indonesia
3. Hatyai, Thailand

People that e-mail me regularly:
1. Facebook
2. Aunty Kar Yoong (for schoolwork)
3. Orange shark (but i delete them immediately after i get them)

Three of my favorite foods:
1. Chinese
2. VIETNAMESE
3. Indian

Three friends I think will respond:
1. Jin Yin
2. Jared (Goon)
3. Joel (Lim)

Three Things I am looking forward to:
1. Finishing o levels
2. COLLEGE LIFE wahooo can't wait
3. GETTING MARRIED

post dedicated to jem, joey and marcus

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TRANSFORMERS!



to joey:
megan fox is very very sexy and hot. apparently....(ho hum.)





TO JEM AND MARCUS :



TRANSFORMERS



SING IT!